Just Some Cloney Baloney/Transcript

This is the transcript for Just Some Cloney Baloney.

Cast
CBa08 as Conor

Scoawesome as Sean

Crapymations as Cillian

Transcript
CONOR: I've finally done it, it took a million years but now it's finished!

SEAN: It's been an hour, Conor.

CONOR: Whatever, but it's here, I've created... The Cloney Doney Machiny Thingy Mc Jiggy 4000iggy.

CILLIAN: Cool! Can we use it?

CONOR: NO!

CILLIAN: Why?

CONOR: Because you might break it.

CILLIAN: Break it? I never break anything!

CONOR: Really?

CILLIAN: Yes.

CONOR: What about the television, remember, you broke it from losing a game of Smezh Brothrz.

cuts to a montage of Cillian dropping peanut butter jars, hitting vases with baseballs, breaking his arm, breaking windows, etc

CILLIAN: I didn't break them, they just shattered.

CONOR: That's called breaking...

(Conor checks the time, it's time for him to shop)

CONOR: Oh, time for me to go to the supermarket, now DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING... okay?

SEAN (reaching for his freeze ray): Okay!

Conor looks at him suspiciously.

He leaves.

CILLIAN: Now he's gone, TIME TO MESS WITH HIS PHONY BALONEY MY LITTLE PONY WHATS UP MY HOMIE ...........ina gconai.....shmoney............Sean help i need more rhymes.

SEAN AND CILLIAN: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Meanwhile, Conor in the supermarket...

CONOR: 45 pencils for a cereal box that's just a cheap knockoff of Yummee O's... I'VE GOTTA BUY THIS! (throws it in the shopping trolley)

Back to Sean and Cillian.

SEAN: Who's gonna get cloned fir-

CILLIAN: M E.

SEAN: You sur-

CILLIAN: M  E.

SEAN: ok ok calm the ham

SEAN: ok, which setting should i choose

CILLIAN: What's the max?

SEAN: it says, centennial

CILLIAN: isn't that X100?

SEAN: yep

SEAN: It says so on Smookle.

CILLIAN:     D O  I T

SEAN: ok? but isn't the point that conor doesn't know we're-

CILLIAN: DO IT

SEAN: ok ok! *shoots*

the entire apartment is full to the brim, the windows crack and cillians burst out of them and flood the streets

SEAN: WOAH HOLY SHIZZLE

SEAN: which one is the real cillian though?

SEAN: guess it doesnt matter, they all have the same memories, personality, likes, interests, knowledge, ability to commit arson and more

Conor, walks down the street with his shopping all done

Conor: WHAT THE-

CONOR: I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO MESS WITH IT!

Sean: rushes out to the streets CONOR! CILLIAN DID IT! ALSO, WHAT DO WE DO?

CONOR: No worries, I've got a plan, The clones disappear once killed. we just stab each one until we find the real Cillian... oh wait

SEAN: ok, they disappear when stabbed, lets go for the legs, so we dont accidentally kill cillian

CONOR: Good plan!

CONOR: CUE THE EPIC MONTAGE MUSIC!

Chaos Montage plays as Conor and Sean stab each clone in the legs until they find the original Cillian.

music stops midway through

CILLIAN: AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LEG!

SEAN: oh good, we found the real one, cillian, hop on my back, we've got STABBNG TO DO

SEAN: ok thats all of them, theres still a few in the apartment though

CONOR: oh ok, wait did you leave them with the CLONING DEVICE?

CLONIAN: hey look, its a funny device, i bet i can chuck it reeaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyy far!

CLONIAN2: DO IT!

CLONIAN: throws it out the window, it goes one foot

CONOR: NONONO! IF IT LANDS ON THE SHOOT BUTTON-

lands on the shoot button, just as moe is walking out of moes mcmonalds, along with casey, daniel and abstract

CONOR: guys, get ready to stab 397 of our friends............

SEAN: ill get james, he can help

CONOR: Okay then.

SEAN: J A M E S  ! ! ! ! ! (screeched at the top of his lungs)

JAMES: yeah?

SEAN: Help us stab all of these clones!

JAMES: fine, do you guys have a knife i could borrow

CONOR: Well, I have a kitchen knife

JAMES: itll do

CONOR AND SEAN: Let's stab some knees!

Timecard: 2 minutes later

CILLIAN: wow! i am exhausted!

SEAN: cillian........

SEAN: YOURE ON MY BACK

CILLIAN: my arms hurt from stabbing

SEAN: cillian, shut up

CONOR: Hey guys, we stabbed all the clones

KACEY, DANIEL, MOE AND ABSTRACT: OW OUR KNEES

CONOR: C'mon guys, you're fine

ALL: NO WE'RE NOT!

SEAN: yeah, lets get them an ambulance

DOCTOR: They've all got the cases of the Ouchy-My-Kneeyees

SEAN: is there a cure?!

DOCTOR: yep, bandages

SEAN: That's not bad

DOCTOR: and Amputation

SEAN: wha- that makes no sense- wait, are you gonna sell their limbs on the black market?

DOCTOR (suspiciously): Noooooooo...

SEAN CONOR AND JAMES: wheelchair out everyone

KASEY: I hate you guys

The episode ends

Credits
WRITTEN BY: Scoawesome and CBa08

MUSIC BY: Scoawesome

ANIMATION BY: CBa08

CONCEPT BY: CBa08

CHARCTERS BY: Scoawesome, CBa08, Crapymations